Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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