I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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