I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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