there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
the raccoons are back...
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