some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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