Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
love makes seman taste better
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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