Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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