): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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