I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
