So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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