but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Two words: nipple clamps
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