Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
