I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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