The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
