im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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