I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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