I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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