Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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