the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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