So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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