If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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