Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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