dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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