The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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