I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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