tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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