I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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