Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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