oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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