She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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