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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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