White coat. Heels.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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