i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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