she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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