you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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