4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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