I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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