Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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