Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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