I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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