Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's Friday. Sex?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
