Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dick very happy bro
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