no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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