When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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