Sponge bath it is.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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