can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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