would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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