he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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