You're so nebulous sometimes
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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