today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
