I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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