you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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