i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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