You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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