i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My breasts were aching with rage.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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