Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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