It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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