In the future we'll all be gay
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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