he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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